Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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