Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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