saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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