Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'd cum for enchiladas.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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