Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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