that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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