I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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