The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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