16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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