Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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