She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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