the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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