Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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