member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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