So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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