That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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