it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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