what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
