Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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