Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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