I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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