I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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