Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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