Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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