We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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