So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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