Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't think brook has ever known best
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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