Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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