Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Randomize
