First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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