I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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