hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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