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(508): View more from Massachusetts

If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.

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(678): View more from Georgia

We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?

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I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.

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(757): View more from Virginia

It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.

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(979): View more from Texas

She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.

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(301): View more from Maryland

thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.

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(360): View more from Washington

You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.

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(214): View more from Texas

It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now

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You should go after Dad now

(214): View more from Texas

I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable

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