I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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