Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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