operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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