i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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