i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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