Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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