You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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