dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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