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I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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