You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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