How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
