If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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