What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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