Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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