Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
