I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You can't motorboat a personality
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
