please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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