Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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