kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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