Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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