you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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