I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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