What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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